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(Source: springnymph)

baby-scars:

yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules

gabilliamqueen:

i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking

haha

guess whos gettin that dick

not u

me

rabioheab:

hey, look on the bright side maybe tumblr will change it’s name to tumbhoo or yablr

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)

(Source: vanehwasreal)

rnph:

there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

(Source: 180mph)

rnilkbreath:

home alone time 2 get freaky ;)

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i want to marry cezar